Og nå fant jeg den, til og med med en utvidelse jeg ikke har sett før. Denne blir bare bedre nedover listen.
>SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
> >
> >COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some
>milk.
> >
> >FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
> >
> >NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
> >
> >BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks
>the
> >other, then throws the milk away.
> >
> >TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
>
> >Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire
>on
> >the income.
> >
> >SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
> >harmonica lessons.
> >
> >AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
>
> >other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to
>
> >analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
> >
> >ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to
>your
> >publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
> >brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an
> >associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax
>
> >exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
>transferred
> >via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
> >majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to
>your
> >listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
>with an
> >option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United
> >States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
>
> >release. The public buys your bull.
> >
> >THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.
> >
> >A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a
>riot,
> >and block the roads, because you want three cows.
> >
> >A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they
>are
> >one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
>milk.
> >You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ' cowkimon ' and
>market
> >it worldwide.
> >
> >A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
>live
> >for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
> >
> >AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don ' t know where
>they
> >are. You decide to have lunch.
> >
> >A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you
>have
> >five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
>them
> >again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
>another
> >bottle of vodka.
> >
> >A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
>You
> >charge the owners for storing them.
> >
> >A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
>them.
> >You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity,
>and
> >arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
> >
> >AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
> >
> >A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
> >
> >AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell
>them
> >that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of
>you
> >and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you
>are
> >part of a Democracy....
> >
> >A WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very
> >attractive.
> >
> >AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty
>good.
> >You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate
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