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[Polyanna]

Herregud, FINNES det????

[frukt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Polyanna, her.

Herregud, FINNES det????

Det var nok dessverre bare en aprilspøk. http://www.craftbeer.com/brewers_ban...ut-helium-beer

[Bamsemums]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Polyanna, her.

Herregud, FINNES det????

Det ville isåfall gjort jobben min som dørvakt véldig mye enklere!

Men for meg høres det ut som stemmene er redigert? Straks dem får heliumstemme blir lyden helt merkelig, og en rar klang i rommet...
Men morsomt va det no!

[Isbjørn]

Snakk om skivebom på reklamen da. Synes hun som kommenterte gjorde det på en fin måte, og de gjorde faktisk endringer med en gang.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00000795140892

[nokon]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/17/...933Xo.facebook

Blei litt svimmel av denne, men veldig morsom!

[frukt]

Rever er så fine og kule.

https://www.facebook.com/dailybest.u...1473921996531/

[frukt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av nokon, her.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/17/...933Xo.facebook

Blei litt svimmel av denne, men veldig morsom!

Si det fort 10 ganger.

[Isbjørn]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av frukt, her.

Rever er så fine og kule.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...52&oe=5755DCA6

Skjønte ikke den....

[frukt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Isbjørn, her.

Skjønte ikke den....

Det er ikke så rart for det er feil url.

[annemede]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av frukt, her.

Det er ikke så rart for det er feil url.

[frukt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av annemede, her.

Jeg ligner visst ikke så mye på en rev.
Nå skal det være rett url.

[Isbjørn]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av frukt, her.

Det er ikke så rart for det er feil url.

[frukt]

http://aplus.com/a/James-Fridman-Photoshop-requests

[frukt]

Litt lang, men morsom. Jeg lo høyt!

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

[Addison]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av frukt, her.

Litt lang, men morsom. Jeg lo høyt!

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

Priceless!!

[Serena]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av frukt, her.

Litt lang, men morsom. Jeg lo høyt!

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed:
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

yikes, jeg hadde ikke likt å bli tafset på i restauranten, men hva kan man forvente etter å ha blottet seg i baren..

[frukt]

Excellent facilities for your private parts høres jo spennende ut da.

[Libra]

[Taien]

Nå tror jeg nesten jeg døde litt!!

[My]

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