Jeg er hektet på Twilight

[Dixie Diner]

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You have to wonder (I know I have): would Twilight have been such a success if Edward Cullen had been a less desirable undead creature? Would Edward be nearly as desirable if he was, say, a shambling, flesh-eating zombie? Consider the following scene:

Bella Swan: You're impossibly slow, and dumb. Your skin is pale green and squishy. Your eyes fall out, and sometimes you speak like— like you have no vocal chords. You never drink anything. You keep trying to eat my brain. How old are you?



Edward Cullen: Uuuuhhhh.


Bella Swan: I know what you are.



Edward Cullen: Gaaaahhhh uhhh.


Bella Swan: Zombie.


Edward Cullen: Urrrrr.