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Sonja Sockersöt skrev:

Det er tydeligvis i skuddet med smilende fjes og hjemmelagde plakater om at "Mamma sier at hvis jeg får en million likes skal katten til bestemor få arve Barbiedukkesamlingen min baklengs på ski over Grønland" og denslags. Og folk liker og liker og liker og liker, så alt dette pisset havner i newsfeeden min.

amo skrev:

Den skjønner jeg ikke Flubby.

Sonja Sockersöt skrev:

http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogenmonoksid

On Sunday a family went to picnic with a few drinks in tin cans. Monday, two family members were admitted to the hospital and placed in Intensive Care Unit. He died on Wednesday. Autopsy results concluded it was Leptospirosis. The virus was stuck to the tin cans and consumed, without the use of glasses / cups. Test results showed that the tin was contaminated because mice urinated on them, and then it dried. The urine contained Leptospira. I Highly recommend to rinse the parts evenly on all soda cans before drinking it. Cans are usually stored in the warehouse and delivered direct to retail stores without cleaning. A study shows that the top of all beverage cans are more contaminated than public toilets (full of germs and bacteria.)So, clean it with water before drinking in order to prevent this from occurring.
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zinatara skrev:

Er virkelig smittefarlig musepiss på brusbokser et så stort problem at det krever deling på FB? 🙄

zinatara skrev:

Er virkelig smittefarlig musepiss på brusbokser et så stort problem at det krever deling på FB? 🙄

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A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it he went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was the mother of his girlfriend, crying to him that his girlfriend had died last night.

He hung up the phone in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!".

Moral of the story: never reject those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars..

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D'Arcy skrev:

Dette var noe av det første jeg leste i morges.

D'Arcy skrev:

Dette var noe av det første jeg leste i morges.