Niobe
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Jaja, bare at det er Michael Douglas som sier det, da...
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Til nyesteNiobe skrev:Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
A: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
B: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
A: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
Scarlett skrev:En lett en, siden vi varmer opp.
Tinetoff skrev:Love Actually! (Natalie til statsministeren.)
Tinetoff skrev:Neste:
– I have a new play.
– What's it called?
– Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.
Scarlett skrev:Den er så deilig schizo.
Skilpadda skrev:Den er herlig. 🙂 Så mange flinke skuespillere i birollene, og mange nydelige morsomme replikker sånn litt på sidelinjen. "It's a mystery!".
Skilpadda skrev:Og en ny:
There is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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