Children's Books you'll Never See

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1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
3. Some Kittens Can Fly
4. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
5. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North. 8. America - Hey - Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
11. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
12. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
13. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
14. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
15. Bi-Curious George
16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
17. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
18. You Are Different and That's Bad
19. Dad's New Wife Timothy
20. Pop Goes The Hamster And Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
22. The Tickling Babysitter
23. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
24. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
25. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
26. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
27. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
28. Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will
29. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
30. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
31. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear