Facebook-statusmeldinger. Del IV

[Miromurr]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av nokon, her.

Seriøst!?

Sitater sakset fra et intervju i DN i påska.

[nokon]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Miromurr, her.

Sitater sakset fra et intervju i DN i påska.

Oi. Endå meir "Seriøst!?"

[Njulaif]

'Og ellers er jeg ikke paranoid altså. Heeelt sant.'

[Inagh]

[Miromurr]

Det var et lengre, interessant intervju med en avhopper fra NSA, så joda.

[nokon]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Miromurr, her.

Det var et lengre, interessant intervju med en avhopper fra NSA, så joda.

Åh. Eg burde kanskje lese heile då, ikkje bare utklippa frå facebook.

[Nyx]

Herre, er det mulig... Og dette er det ei voksen dame som har delt, altså.

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Facebook-venn

Boy: Hey honey.
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh nothing. Annual shots, that’s all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn’t miss anything great. Just lots of notes.
Girl: Ok good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question.
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
(Girl remains silent)
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No, nothing at all.
Boy: Good.
Girl: How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy sounding worried: Yeah. Of course I would. Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything’s fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Ok. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day,honey.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I’m fine, you’re fine, we’re fine,everyone’s fine.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Well I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at
school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I Love You.
Girl: Yeah, I love you too, bye.

The Next Day at School

Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes…
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don’t know what else to say.
Boy: Ok. Well I got to go for English classes. I’ll see you after school.
Friend: Yeah. I got science classes myself. I’ll talk to you later.

That Night (Telephone rings)

Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
Girl: Uh… I had another doctor’s appointment.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um… I have to go. My mom’s calling me on my other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright, I love you honey.
(Very long pause)
Girl with tears in her eyes: Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
(Girl hangs telephone with a click)
The girl doesn’t go to school for three more weeks.She doesn’t answer her phone either.

Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex- girlfriend lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um… I don’t know if I should be the one telling you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh… Call this number 433-555-3468.
Boy: Ok.
Boy calls number after school.
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Michelle.
Boy: Uh… I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is her name, sir?
(Boy gives information)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She is one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her Room Number is 646, Suite 3 in Building A.
Boy: What Happened?!
Voice: Please come by sir and you can see her,goodbye.
Boy: Wait! No!

Boy goes to hospital and to Room Number 646, Suite 3 in Building A. He sees girl lying on hospital bed.

Boy: Oh my god! Are you ok??
Girl: …
Boy: Sweetie! Talk to me!
Girl: I…
Boy: You what? You What?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
(Boy breaks into tears)
Girl: They’re taking me off tonight
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you but I couldn’t.
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt the same as I felt about you.
(Boy is puzzled)
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: …
Girl: Don’t be sad, I love you and I’ll always be here with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?

Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over. The
doctor needs to attend to the patient.

Boy leaves and girl is taken off life support at night. She passed away peacefully.

However, the boy didn’t know that the girl only asked him those questions over the phone so she could hear him say it one last time and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had three more weeks to live. She thought by doing so, it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her.

On The Next Day
The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand and with a note.
Written on the note were these words -

“I told her I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”
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[Fibi]

Oh my...

[Skremmern]

[Inagh]

Å kjære...

[Njulaif]

Nå ble jeg litt pinlig berørt kjenner jeg...

[Polyanna]

Kanksje hun har delt den uten å legge til den ""-kommentaren hun egentlig hadde tenkt å skrive?

[Maverick]

Uff, jeg ble fnisete. Betyr det at jeg er ond?

[Skremmern]

Nei, bare normal.

[Input]

Dette er tiden for kleine greier, skjønner jeg.

Ur mom carried u in her womb for 9 months.
She felt sick 4 months with nausea.
She watched her feet swell & her skin
stretch & tear. She struggled 2 climb
stairs, she got breathless quick,...She
suffered many sleepless nights. She
then went through excruciating pain 2
bring u into this world.
Then, she became ur nurse, ur chef, ur
maid, ur chauffeur, ur biggest fan, ur
teacher, & ur best friend.
She's struggled 4 u, cried over u,
hoped d best 4 u, & prayed 4 u.
Most of us take our mom 4 granted.
But there r people who have lost or
never even seen theirs.
If you have a loving Mother who did all
of this for you, you are very lucky,
never devalue her worth because one
day, you'll wish you hadn't!.
To every women who is a mother, and
to every other women who is going to
be one day.
***SHARE THIS IF YOU LOVE YOUR MOM***

[Skremmern]

Jeg stoppet etter første ordet. "Ur"? :nekter å lese videre:

[Njulaif]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Polyanna, her.

Kanksje hun har delt den uten å legge til den ""-kommentaren hun egentlig hadde tenkt å skrive?

La oss håpe det.

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Maverick, her.

Uff, jeg ble fnisete. Betyr det at jeg er ond?

Ond på en god måte i så fall. :tolker slikt så det kommer meg selv til gode, siden dette ligner litt for mye på min reaksjon:

[Karamell]

Jadda.

[Puslingen]

Sitat:

Fast og fin i avføringen...... <3 <3

Ja, kva skal ein sei....?

[Éowyn]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Puslingen, her.

Ja, kva skal ein sei....?

Jeg håper det er snakk om barnets avføring?!