Husker dere Saved by the bell?

Sitron · 28-09-06, 01:25

Den fjortis-serien som gikk på tv for noen år tilbake? Muligens tv3, husker ikke.

Hvertfall, ultranerden har spilt inn pornofilm. Jeg lo meg ihjel da jeg leste det.

Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

MissS · 28-09-06, 08:00

Høres herlig ut.

Ryli · 28-09-06, 08:00

Digga den serien, og spesielt han krølltoppen . Begynner å le bare av tanken på ham. Men har ikke veldig lyst til å se denne filmen.

Stikka · 28-09-06, 08:20

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Ryli, her.

Digga den serien, og spesielt han krølltoppen . Begynner å le bare av tanken på ham. Men har ikke veldig lyst til å se denne filmen.

Kan vel si meg ganske enig i dette

Dixie Diner · 28-09-06, 08:47

Haha den husker jeg ja, jeg elsket den serien. Husker godt nerden.

28-09-06, 01:25	#1
Sitron Absolut ateist Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 27.113 Blogginnlegg: 48	Husker dere Saved by the bell? Den fjortis-serien som gikk på tv for noen år tilbake? Muligens tv3, husker ikke. Hvertfall, ultranerden har spilt inn pornofilm. Jeg lo meg ihjel da jeg leste det. Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell' Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

28-09-06, 08:20	#4
Stikka ... Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 5.284	Opprinnelig lagt inn av Ryli, her. Digga den serien, og spesielt han krølltoppen . Begynner å le bare av tanken på ham. Men har ikke veldig lyst til å se denne filmen. Kan vel si meg ganske enig i dette __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW

28-09-06, 08:47	#5
Dixie Diner Nymotens gammeldags Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Hvor: Stavanger Innlegg: 43.980	Haha den husker jeg ja, jeg elsket den serien. Husker godt nerden. __________________ I stepped on a cornflake, now I'm a cereal killer.

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28-09-06, 08:00	#2
MissS Like blid! Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 4.985	Høres herlig ut.

28-09-06, 08:00	#3
Ryli lissom sjarmør Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 1.912	Digga den serien, og spesielt han krølltoppen . Begynner å le bare av tanken på ham. Men har ikke veldig lyst til å se denne filmen.